Everybody else is doing it x2

Meg needs...

Meg's staying power is second to none. Now Meg needs to learn to let go.

Meg needs to find something to sell, give away, throw out or burn.

Meg needs mega purrs please. (sure do!)

Meg needs an item but cannot remember where she put it.

The Meg needs to be of the same type as the calling Meg.
the calling Meg needs a handle to the Meg that is to be invoked. (beware the calling Meg, when she is invoked!)

Meg needs a lot of attention but will give you undivided love. (are you calling me high-maintenance?)

could she possibly get into up there with nasty old Meg listening in? (come on, I'm not that bad, am I?)

And Meg needs a stable relationship instead of all this hoo-ha-ing around. (why didn't someone tell me this before?)

Meg needs a drink," laughed Susan, "and to go to the Bahamas and find a man. (uh... You might want to explain that one to Karl - although I like the drink idea!)

The other thing of course is that Meg needs as much continuity as possible. (you bet I do!)

Due to her condition, Meg requires the use of a walker. (hahaha)

Meg needs to work hard to retain the loyalty of fans. (I have fans?)

Meg needs some physical activity to help keep her mind off of John. (this is wrong on so many levels)

Meg has to have braces. She's got 2 fangs that need to be pulled down (fangs, huh?)

Meg needs Abby. (Sorry, I don't swing that way)

I'm Thinking Meg Needs A Nudge. (now, if you'd said Meg needs a hug, then we'd be getting somewhere!)

the last thing Meg needs to be is sexy-smart. (Okay, can I just be sexy, then?)

Sleepy Meg needs you! (Is that a bit like Uncle Sam?)

Oh, Lord, Meg needs you so much these days (you betcha!)

But I think Meg needs to learn to play the drums.

Instead of biting or growling at the birds, Meg needs only to "give them the eye." (No! not the birdies!)

The last thing Meg needs is another dead body (you got that right - except I don't remember the first one..)

Meg needs to get some competent employees.

Now all Meg needs is some pointy ears. (oh wait, I already have some of those)

Meg needs buttering up. (boy, do I!)